Dr.OOl's Examination: Pint sized alco-pop princess Lily Allen, who makes Shane MacGowan sound like Mariah Carey, is suffering from exhaustion due to her huge work schedule and hatred for men. Unfortunately for Lily, lost love child of the Sheriff of Nottingham and Woody Allen, this means she hasnt been able to develop the curvy body that we all crave from her. Her binge-drinking efforts have also been lacking in recent months meaning that she just hasnt had enough calories to plump her tiny frame out.
Dr.OOl Prescribes: I'm afraid looking at Lily's stocking clad skinny legs and small frame, there's nothing better to get her gaining pounds than the Doctors amazing new weight gaining product 'Special K' (pictured below). Developed in association with Englands finest chefs and eataries, these fat packed mini-snacks can supplement any Dr.OOl speciality health plan. Suggest Lily takes one every 4 hours, 2 before bed.
... and should not be consumed.
Here we see Lily following the Doctor's advice. At Dr.OOl's health clinics around the world, we all say, 'Good luck with your weight gaining. We love you Lily !'
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twat, shes betta than u r. dis is da shittiest blog ive eva seen.
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ReplyDeletedamn rite! lily is awesum you douche bag!
ReplyDeleteI always thought she was Lily Savage's love child...
ReplyDeleteDid you not read the warning notice before "entering" this blog. Its for adults not whining kids.
ReplyDeleteshe aint mine! i have no idea how the sheriff of nottingham knows i have a mole at the top of my inner left thigh in the shape of jamaica.
ReplyDeleteShes not mine, in case anyone was wondering.
ReplyDeleteNor mine. Ive never had sexual relations with the Sheriff of Nottingham, except that one time, but that was just oral sex so it doesnt count.
ReplyDeleteI once had a drink with Lily Savage, in a bar in Cleckheaton. She was up for it. Nothing happened though.
ReplyDeleteBarack can be so cruel when he wants to be...
ReplyDeleteOfficial statement follows:
ReplyDeleteI think that certain people have mistaken me for someone who gives a shit.
Dr.OOl (MA)
PS By the way, great comments guys, keep up the good work.
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