Monday, August 31, 2009

Dr.OOl's Laughing Gas


Slim Chicks and bOObs




Slim Chicks and bOObs


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Sunday, August 30, 2009

Nurse Myleene Ardon's Sexy Sunday Story: Butterflies




Nurse My Ardon,

She was fantastic about it, looking back. Not a single glance of secrecy at breakfast, not a hint of conspiratorial guilt or shame as I gathered my stuff to leave, Dad waiting in the car outside. I don't know if anyone else ever found out -- she would have to have told them herself -- but of course, now I wouldn't mind at all. If only it could be like that for all first-timers...

Years ago now, of course. One of those empty, do-nothing, take-no-initiative evenings, I seem to remember. Happy enough, just a bit bored really, and waiting for the holidays to end. Funny how you look at seven weeks stretching out in front of you with huge excitement at the start, but by week five you're having trouble filling the days and start itching for the adventure of university.

I'd always been like that, constantly needing new stimulation. I suppose that's why I'd got this big butterfly book out, and was reading it (well, skimming the pictures and captions) under the big lamp on my belly in the sitting room. A comfortable enough position, and who knows, if you did happen to get an erection, you could grind it into the carpet without anyone even noticing. A fantastic, secret, creamy, insatiable pleasure. And I wasn’t even especially interested in butterflies.

My father and Jane, his new "Lady friend" as he used to call them -- I hated the phrase, trying to be modern and old-fashioned at the same time -- had gone up for the night. His second partner since my parents' divorce. I was visiting for a week, and it was coming to an end. Tomorrow back on the train, back west, back into the dry country.

And it had been hot and humid again, typical Sydney in January. Sometimes it was hard to sleep for the heat, sometimes it was pleasantly heavy and lethargic weather. Tonight was fine, just the remnants of a slight, constant sweat on everybody all day. A two-shower day.

Footsteps started down the stairs, just one person, and not heavy enough to be Dad, so it had to be Jane, although they'd both said their goodnights early. It was only half past nine or so.

"Can I join you? I can't read up there with the telly on." Was she eating something?

"Sure."

An unnecessary question really, as there was no other possible answer... I looked up, surprised to see that she was wearing only her cotton dressing-gown, rubbing her hair with a towel, open book clenched firmly between her teeth. We’d always been pretty casual about nakedness around the house at home, and this visit had been the same; but normally she'd have at least closed the thing around her waist. I managed a casual, quick glance at her pubic hair -- very dark, and much heavier than my adolescent beginnings -- before looking away as if I were used to all that, and wasn't particularly interested. Had she forgotten? Had it worked loose on the way down? It couldn't have been for my sake, could it? Assume not. But maybe.

She was in radio, some small semi-alternative station, and was very busy with the Inner West Amateur Dramatic Society. I'd seen a production earlier this week: a good play, too, good for them, perhaps. Like children playing grown-up actors, with exaggerated everything. Make-up, gesture, accents, costumes, scenery: all overdone, and embarrassing, even for me. Still, she was one of the better ones, and I liked her, although I felt a certain wariness. There was something slightly threatening about her, despite the gentleness and scrupulous fairness.

And this dressing-gown thing was a bit threatening, too. I took it as a sort of challenge, to shock me a bit perhaps, to test my reaction. An extension of the stage maybe. Ignore it. Stick to butterflies. She lay down on the couch, sharing the single lamp, being careful not to put my book in shadow. Thoughtful and considerate, as always. I didn't look up as she settled and got comfortable.

I was trying not to revisualise her naked body, with little success. I mean, if I thought about pictures of naked women and sex in general ninety-percent of my waking hours, how was I going to stop now that it was right there above me, less than a meter in front of me?

I could feel my cock swelling in my shorts, my balls tightening and rising into my body. Uncomfortable and potentially embarrassing, even if it did feel good. Very subtle grinding. Pressing slowly, but very hard into the floor. God that was good. Irresistible. She probably hadn't even noticed, it was probably nothing. She couldn't care either way, even if she had sensed that I was tensing up, aware. Forget it.

"Everybody loves that, you know."

My heart jumped, adrenaline. What does she mean? Everybody loves pressing their cock into the floor? Everybody loves walking half-naked into a room with an unsuspecting eighteen-year-old? Everybody loves what? She knows what I'm thinking. Better be careful, now.

"Hmmm?" Too quick, too panicky, as though I had something to hide. Jesus, get a grip. Breathe normally, and look up at her. At her face, and not her crotch, if you possibly can, I told myself.

I dragged my gaze past her lower half straight to her eyes. Even so, I could see that she was sitting, well, very comfortably indeed, unnaturally comfortably. As I kept my eyes planted on hers, I saw in an instant, peripherally, that her dressing gown was now completely open, displaying the breasts that I found so interesting, but not as captivating as the crotch itself. And she was sitting back, half lying back, really, in a corner of the sofa, with one leg dangling down to the floor, and the other up, bent at the knee, flat against the back cushions. They were really quite wide apart, the dark, secret, intriguing area more available to me, if I chose to look there, than it had ever been before.

All this I took in immediately as she replied, "That book. All our guests seem to get it down sooner or later."

It was one of the things she had brought to this new domestic arrangement, not one of the many books that were so much part of my boyhood.

She smiled -- natural and reassuring -- I felt myself relaxing considerably, despite the exhibition. There could be little doubt now that she was really showing me her body, and that I was being invited to enjoy it, not secretly, not naughtily, just honestly and straightfowardly. It was surreal. An empty, nervous, expectant feeling bathed my body from inside. I could feel myself blushing, damn it.

"Oh, right. Yes, it's, um, well put together."

Oh, brilliant. Just the sort of thing someone who's been skimming the pictures half-heartedly would be expected to say. Well done, idiot. If she sensed my discomfort, however, she didn't register it.

"Here, I'll show you my favourite."

She didn't exactly pat the sofa in front of her, but I knew she meant me to get up there with her. As I rose, staying a bit bent in the middle to try and conceal the tightness in my shorts, she didn't adjust her position at all. There was really only one place I could sit: basically between her legs, half-facing her, with one leg up, like her. I handed her the book, and, as I prevented our knees meeting, draped a hand as casually as I could in front of my erection to conceal it as much as possible. Pathetic attempt, really, she must have noticed by now.

She took the book, and held it between us -- was it deliberate? -- so we couldn't see each others' eyes. As she started slowly turning the pages from about the middle, I took my chance to glance downwards.

Her pubic hair was still glistening from the shower, and the lips were larger than I'd imagined. Still warm from the water, maybe. Or is this what it looked like when women got turned on? I quickly looked up again, expecting the book to drop slightly at any moment, and I was not going to be caught ogling. Very tasteless, even if I did suspect she wanted me to look as long as I wanted.

She seemed stuck on one page, or was she turning the pages very slowly? No hurry, I guessed, and afforded myself -- dangerous, this -- a longer inspection. Maybe it was my imagination, but when I looked back down, her crotch seemed to be somehow even more open than before, her legs held back a touch wider, and there was now a dark line clearly visible between the lips that I was sure had not been there before.

She's doing this to me. It's definitely for me, and I should not be frightened, and I should relax and enjoy the view, despite that background adrenaline panicky feeling. Who knows, maybe it's exactly what she wants, and why should I spoil her pleasure? Whatever.

As I looked on, sucking up every delicious detail of this new garden, I thought I could sense some very slow, very slight gyrations of her hips. Her crotch seemed to be coming forward and towards my face as I watched, growing larger at me. As though I was falling forwards. Weird feeling. Like a sort of vertigo.

My head was pounding with excitement and nerves now. For the first time, my thoughts flew up to my father, watching TV, maybe asleep. If he ever knew... my heart tightened a notch. No time to dwell on that. My cock was aching with nervous, urgent pleasure. Like the final phase of drawn-out masturbation. Hot and sharp.

"Ah. Here she is."

My eyes jumped away from the feast before me, expecting to be met by hers again, to be caught. How long had it been? Twenty seconds? A minute? But she kept her gaze on the book as she lowered it, turning it around to show me the one she'd finally found.

She laid it flat on the sofa between us, just in front of her crotch -- still in full view, although I was studiously ignoring it now -- and pointed to one I hadn't got to yet. A close-up of a brilliant, deep red butterfly, quite small, its wings half-open, settled on a dark purplish flower. Amazing clarity. It was drinking up some nectar, its dark body dusted here and there with pollen.

"Wow. That's really fantastic." Shaky voice, dry throat. I didn't know what else to say: the situation, her exposed crotch just there above the picture, her breasts hanging softly in front of me. I wasn't about to analyse things. I didn't have the energy; I didn't know what to do next. Panic was really beginning to creep up on me. I was way out of my depth here, and I felt my head spinning a bit, starting to lose control.

"Are you ok?"

"Yeah, sure. Just a bit hot, I suppose."

She didn't say anything in reply. She looked at me with the gentlest, most understanding look, and leant forward to cover my raging erection with her hand. As soon as I felt the soft pressure, I knew it was exactly what I'd been waiting for. A cool wave of nerves went slowly from my balls, through my guts and chest, to my head, and I closed my eyes in pleasure. When I breathed again, and found the courage to look at her, she was smiling at me, in a shared pleasure.

She took her hand away and slowly laid the book back on the floor. Please, God, let this not be the end of it. I could hear the blood rushing around my head and face. Not just the rabbit's heart beat, but the swish of the current in my ears.

"Now I've shown you something, will you show me something in return?" She was whispering, perhaps conscious of my worry about my father, so close above our heads.

"Of course," I whispered quickly back. Christ, did she mean she’d showed me the butterfly, or her body? As though, even at this stage, she might possibly expect me to grab a book of my choice... I swallowed dryly, and waited.

"I'd like to see your erection, if you wouldn't mind. I'd love that..." She was looking me full in the eyes. It sounded so grown-up, so natural. She made it seem as though I were doing her a favour, that the embarrassment -- if there were any -- should be on her side, not mine.

"Well, sure. But what if Dad were to find out? He'd kill me..." Whispering now.

"He won't find out, I promise. He's probably asleep by now." Whispering with me.

I listened. TV noise. No movement. I nodded.

So this was it. I was going to present my pride and joy for the first time to a woman who actually wanted me to. And then what would happen? Would that be the end of it? Would she want to put her hand on it again, without the cloth between? That would feel fantastic. Better than when I did it myself, for sure...

She waited patiently while I stood up and negotiated my shorts around my cock, as stiff now as it had ever been. Despite some lingering doubts, my confidence was surprisingly high, and it was actually a relief when it finally came free and stood right upwards, almost vertical. I looked down at it myself, but when I looked up at her, she wasn't looking at it; she was looking calmly into my eyes again. Only then did she look down. She shook her head gently from side to side, as though not quite believing something.

"Wow. It's beautiful, really beautiful." She looked at me calmly and quite obviously with pleasure. My cock was throbbing in time with my heartbeat, quickly, and I was almost painfully stiff. I enjoyed looking at myself as I masturbated -- often in a mirror -- and it felt great to be showing someone else finally.

"You don't mind me watching you, do you? I enjoy it so much, it's so exciting to see someone else's pleasure, don't you think?" she whispered.

"No, you're right, of course, it's exciting... Thanks." Idiotic thing to say. Thanks? She didn't seem to notice that I had no real control over my thoughts anymore.

Instead, as though it were the most natural thing in the world, she brought a hand to her crotch and started stroking the lips lightly with two fingers. She looked in turn at my cock, and my face, and back again, as she started to masturbate more purposefully. A finger disappeared into her cunt, and she brought it out shiny with moisture. Spreading the lips a little with the other hand, she rubbed the juice around her clitoris, which I could now clearly see.

Was this really happening? I was so turned on I knew that I couldn't really touch my cock for fear of coming almost immediately. All I could do was watch as she looked at me and brought herself onto higher and higher levels of pleasure. Her legs spread even wider now, she masturbated openly, a wonderful, wet mix of cunt and clitoris, enjoying me watching, and obviously getting more and more excited, though she stayed calm and focused. Small groans escaped now and then, and occasionally she'd close her eyes, but not for long.

"Oh my God." She was whispering even more quietly now. "One more favour, please..."

A hint of urgency had crept into her voice, and I sensed a little of the calm control slipping. I loved that. I almost felt sorry for her. I wanted her to be able to maintain the performance, for her own sake.

"Mmh?" I asked, expectantly.

She pushed her crotch to the edge of the sofa, drew her knees up to her shoulders, still rubbing and stroking herself. Looking me in the eyes again, so quietly that I could hardly hear, she said, "Could you fuck me a bit? If you'd like..."

Her body was bathed in the pool of light from above, like a specimen under a microscope. Unreal. Fantastically beautiful.

"But ... Dad ... and, are you sure it's safe?"

"It's safe, don't worry. You don't have to come if you don't want to... Just get a bit closer..."

Elation, panic and doubt hit me all together, and I noticed -- to my horror -- that my erection was sagging a bit, for the first time in twenty minutes. Oh no, don't fail now, for God's sake.

As I approached her, lying back for me -- me! -- she said the best thing possible, thinking about it now.

"It's a bit easier if it's not quite so stiff, actually... here, shall I ... ?"

She held my cock in her hand for a few seconds. As though she were waiting for it to arrive at the correct angle, she very gently rubbed my foreskin back and forth, just as I did when I was beginning a long session myself. The hardness quickly returned, and my confidence rushed back like a warm wind.

"Perfect," she whispered. I was thinking the same.

Without another sound, she drew my cock head down towards her open lips, and rubbed it very slowly, very lightly at the mouth of her cunt, without putting it in.

I closed my eyes, and let my head fall backwards, bracing my hands on my knees to maintain my balance.

"Ok. Push in a bit now..."

I looked back at our genitals meeting -- so swollen, warm and wet -- in time to see her bending my cock down so that just the tip disappeared inside her.

"Just the head..." she whispered. I was so stiff now she had to prevent it springing out with her fingers. I pushed in an inch or two until I could see only shaft. An electric warmth started to spread up my legs, from my knees to my balls. Careful now...

"Oh, that's fantastic, fantastic..." she murmured. She was rubbing her clitoris around and around in circles, still keeping a finger of the other hand on my shaft. I was afraid to move, lest I come, and I didn't want this to end. Not just yet.

"Do you think you could go in a bit further now?" Her voice had an edge of insistence she'd managed to control up till now. She actually wanted me to put more of my cock inside her. Of course I wanted that, more than anything else at the moment, but I had to be careful, that much I knew.

"Ok." It was all I could muster. I leant slowly forward, further down and into her, until I couldn't go any further. Right up against her, our pubic hairs pushing against each other. I could feel her cunt muscles gripping me, and I could hear the sound of her wet fingers massaging her clitoris, harder now. I stopped dead still, my head was swimming, suddenly finding it difficult to focus. A new world, this.

Her eyes were closed now, her head tilted back into the cushions. "Oh my God. So ... fucking ... beautiful. Now draw back." Her voice was trembling, her legs were shaking gently. I knew if I moved too quickly, I would come, and I didn't want to curtail her pleasure. I felt personally responsible for it. Don't blow yet. Brilliant.

Slowly and carefully I pulled back and out of her, but by half way I knew I was lost. My orgasm was starting, electricity down my legs, a rushing sound in my head, my throat tightening...

I pushed myself back into her, and out once more, and that was it: an irresistible flood of organic ecstasy started deep within my thighs, and I thrust some more, quickly, out of control. I don't know how long for. Time disappeared, but it can't have been for long. I don't even know exactly when I ejaculated, or how many contractions there were, but soon I'd collapsed forward, pulling my breath in as quickly and as quietly as I could. My head was pounding.

"Oh ... oh ... oh ... yes," Jane growled under me. I could feel her hand working her clitoris quickly now, and her legs tightening around my body, pulling me in, as she reached her own, more drawn-out orgasm, head back and eyes closed. She pushed her cunt up against me for the last time, clenching her teeth to prevent a squeal of pleasure escaping, and I could feel her muscles throbbing and relaxing around my cock as it pulsed in her, my thoughts racing uncontrollably from one crazy thing to another, all totally unconnected. I could concentrate only on breathing quietly...

I think she fell asleep. Or she pretended, for my sake...

After keeping still and silent for as long as I could, I slowly got up, my cock glistening as never before, balls spent but still tight up against me, legs aching from supporting my weight. I gathered my clothes, and started moving quietly away towards my bedroom at the back of the house. Half way down the hall I crept back and gently covered what I could of Jane's glowing body with the dressing-gown, and turned out the lamp, before turning away. The noise of the TV receded behind me.

I didn't sleep much that night.

A.Non.


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Saturday, August 29, 2009

Three Lovely Playthings



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Friday, August 28, 2009

Candid bOObs




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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Dr.OOl's Masturbatabase: From The Doctor's Archives "SaRenna Lee"















Dr.OOl Presents Today's Anti-Jizz Device: "Results Guaranteed"




One-eyed Scottish professional Darth Vader impersonator and part time Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, is enough to start a revolution in the ranks of the Sith never mind a longer lasting masturbatabase experience.

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

VANISHD.com - Private Web Surfing at Work or Home



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Dr.OOl says: I saw Nurse A. Goodwood using this website last week. It looks like it has the potential of being a useful tool for surgery students. I had a quick mess around with it and it looks quite cool, but Im sure that interested persons can give it a real test drive.

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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Tuesday Tutorial: Man-basting Part 12 in photos - 'The Happy Splash'










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Monday, August 24, 2009

Karen's sweet hangers




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Sunday, August 23, 2009

Nurse Myleene Ardon's Sexy Sunday Story: Kat's Lusty Love




Nurse My Ardon,

I fear I have unleashed my lust, it all started last week:

“Shit!” I thought as I opened the front door. I knew I should have looked to see who it was before I opened it. Don’t get me wrong. Kat would be welcomed in most homes…and usually was. I had avoided her for the most part because she was usually in heat. Not that that’s a bad thing. But I was married and wasn’t interested in making any more problems than we already had.

We met Kat thru some other friends. She had moved down here from New York to get away from a bad lifestyle. She had been in the drug and alcohol scene and hadn’t quite grown up enough for adulthood and was struggling to keep herself afloat. She had been here for about a year and had finally gotten on her feet enough to move out of our friend’s house and start living on her own. Unfortunately she had moved into my neighborhood, renting a room with three other people. She often visited us and we chatted about lots of stuff.

It’s not that I didn’t like her but it seems she always turned the conversation into something sexual. She would make comments about her sex life, or lack there of, almost as if I should do something about it. Why hadn’t I? After all she was a very hot girl of 24. About 5 foot 5. She had a little meat on her bones, but not quite what you would call a bbw. She had large breasts and she often showed them off in the tight low cut tops she wore. They were very inviting to say the least. She had thick black hair that was a little longer than shoulder length.

So, what was my hang up? The marriage thing was the first place to start. Although, that didn’t seem to stop my wife. She had a little affair a few years before. Well, perhaps it wasn’t so little. It lasted five months. She confessed it to me and we sort of worked through it. Although, we had a pretty good relationship since, things in the bedroom were pretty much dead. When we were intimate it was very vanilla and boring. Very little foreplay, and nothing close to what I wanted. We had talked about it but she just never got into it, which pissed me off because she had the affair.

We had been going through a rough time lately and it seemed we were fighting all the time. She decided to go visit her mom for the weekend and take the kids with her. I had two jobs and needed to stay behind and work. I didn’t really take it as opportunity knocking when I opened the door to find Kat standing there. There she was, her tight low cut top looking oh so fuckable. Without thinking I invited her in. and we made small talk a bit until she asked where my wife was. I told her she was away for the weekend. I couldn’t believe I had told her that. I could already see the hint of a mischievous smile form across her lips. It didn’t take long for her to make a comment about not finding any decent guys around here. I decided not to fight it and joined her in the conversation.

She went on about not getting any lately and she was starting to get a little desperate. Not sure if I should have been offended by the comment but since we weren’t doing anything but talking I snickered on the inside. She told me she had a guy at work that had been hitting on her but he was married and she wasn’t sure she was interested in something like that. She paused and looked at me for a reaction. I almost felt like this was a set up. If I agreed with her assessment off screwing a married man perhaps the conversation would steer elsewhere. If I said anything other than that, would I be playing into her hands? Oh the games we play with our minds. I mumbled something about playing with married men not really encouraging it but not so much discouraging it either. I wanted to see how far she would go. She went on to some discourse about not really wanting a boyfriend type relationship but really needed to get laid. She had a friend that was in the same position and had hooked up with a married man. There was no real relationship just sex. And that’s what Kat wanted. A guy she could fuck when she needed without any strings.

I was sitting there listening to her and I noticed her nipples had begun to perk up a bit. I stared without knowing it just long enough to feel a stir in my shorts. As I looked up, she smiled knowing full well what I was looking at.

“So, what do you think?” she asked.

“You find the right married guy that is only interested in a little nookie on the side and that can trust you to just want the same thing without jeopardizing his marriage and I suppose that can happen.”

“Is that something you could do, have a little nookie on the side?” she asked with a grin.

I was almost shocked by the question. But then it was Kat. I shouldn’t have been.

“Perhaps if I thought it was totally safe and I thought I could trust that person.”

“It’s not like I have a whole lot to lose,” I thought.

She could fuck around on me and then not be interested after I had tried to put it behind us. The thoughts of all these things were swirling in my head.

She then asked, “Can you trust me?”

I thought a second and answered, “Yeah I think so, you haven’t done or said anything to make me think otherwise.”

That seemed to be the answer she was looking for. She leaned over to me and placed her lips to mine. Her tongue was exploring the inside of my mouth almost immediately. It didn’t take me long to let any inhibitions I had go and just give into the feelings of arousal I was having. My hands traveled up the side of her body and began to caress the underside of her breast. I forced my tongue into her mouth and we began jousting with our tongues. We continued to kiss for several minutes letting our hands roam a bit over each other’s bodies. We released lips to take in a breath and I fondled her tits. She lifted up and off her top to expose those braless breasts. My fingers went right for her already hardening nipples. I pinched them lightly and rolled them in my forefinger and thumb. She leaned in and kissed me hard again and placed her hand down to my groin.
She found my already hardening cock and she immediately slid down between my legs. She took my shorts and underwear off and grabbed my dick and placed her mouth over it. Waves of shear pleasure gripped me just as I felt her hot breath on my member. She wasted no time sucking me hard and stroking my shaft. Having gone so long without any action at home I knew I wasn’t going to last much longer at this pace. Then she hit my button. There was nothing I could do to stop it. Her free hand went to my balls and squeezed them. There was an immediate rush up my shaft and I felt my hot load of cum pump into her mouth. I looked down as she looked up with her eyes wide from the surprise. She hungrily sucked on my swollen dick until she was satisfied she had gotten it all. She licked the tip teasingly.

“I’m sure we can get it hard again,” she said with a smile.

When she stood up just her tits alone was almost sight enough for me to begin to get me hard again. She lowered her shorts and revealed her shaved pussy. It was already glistening with moisture and I couldn’t wait to taste her. I sat up on the couch and pulled her close and rubbed her slit. Her knees buckled a bit, making the slit wider. I used my fingers to rub at her moist area and licked it off. I moved off the couch and let her sit down. I knelt down and went right for her opening. I ate her snatch like there was no tomorrow. My hands were all over her ass and cunt opening. Her first orgasm was almost as fast as mine. She moaned loudly and I felt her body tense. There was a small discharge of liquid from her honey pot. This excited me more as I eagerly lapped the dew from her hole and sucked as much out of her pussy as I could.

She was still very sensitive to my touch so I kept at it. Alternating between licking her clit, and fingering her tight box to rubbing her clit and tongue fucking her. On one occasion while my hand was all over her ass she bucked and my finger inadvertently brushed her ass hole. Her reaction was one of pleasure and so I let my hand wander further south and rubbed her other tight opening. She placed her hand on top of mine and pressed me harder into it. I pressed my middle finger harder onto the opening.

“Fuck yes, put it in,” she begged.

I worked at the hole and slid my finger inside it slowly. She pushed herself down and forced me deeper inside her. I licked her harder and I could feel her body shake as her second orgasm hit. Her discharge was about the same and again I hungrily ate it. I kept fingering the inside of her ass and licking her box. I let my tongue drift farther down and licked the outside of her asshole. This sent her bucking more.

“Fuck, where have you been?” she screamed. “Oh shit…that’s fucking good, lick there.”

Her hand went to her clit and rubbed herself. The sounds she was making and the reaction of her body had gotten me back to being hard as a rock. I stood up and lifted her legs. She grabbed my dick and stuffed it in her hot pussy.

“Com’on baby and fuck me! O shit yes, pound my pussy.”

She reached through her legs and grabbed at my balls.

“You know I will shoot my load if you do that.”

“Then I can suck your cock and make you hard again.”

As she grabbed at my balls she informed me she’s not done. As I was pumping her pussy, trying not to cum so quickly, she was telling me how she wanted me to blast my jizz on her tits.

“Then I want to make you hard again. And I want you to take this throbbing piece of hot flesh and fuck my tight little ass.”

She knew that excited me and felt my nuts tighten. She sat up and grabbed my shaft and stroked me hard. She looked up at me.

“Mmm yes give me that sweet cum of yours. You know you want to cum on my tits, don’t you?”

I didn’t have to say a word as she grabbed my balls again and my knees buckled. I placed a hand on her shoulder to steady myself as my second load of the evening splashed across her large hooters. She giggled as she kept stroking me and rubbed the head of my cock across her nipples to wipe my cum on them. Kat purred like a little kitten as she continued to work my shaft slowly and rub my warm juice all over her chest. She sat back a bit to give me a good view. She looked up and saw I was pleased.

“You liked that huh?” she said with so much lust.

“Fuck, yeah, but I’m thinking how good it’s going to feel in your ass. ”

She obviously liked that response as she went on to lick the underside of my dick. She rubbed the shaft lightly and then let her tongue trace down to my balls. It’s just one of those things with me, it’s my hot button and she seemed to figure it out quickly. I liked the way she would stop licking long enough to tell me how she can’t wait to feel it in her tight hole. Already excited about what I was about to experience coupled with her lusty comments brought my prick back to life. I took my hands and placed them on the back of her head and thrust deeper into her mouth. She let me fuck her mouth until I was good and hard again. She was rubbing her hot box and making the most wonderful sounds.

She got up and turned around and positioned herself over the arm of the couch. Her ass was sitting up and she reached back and parted her cheeks for me. I leaned down and licked at her a bit and then worked my middle finger back in. I worked it around and then rubbed a second finger in to open the hole a little more. Kat was rubbing herself and moaning and purring. I stood up and she looked back to watch me place my member to her tight ass. I placed my cock head at her opening and began to work it in. Her lusty comments spurred me on and I pressed harder as she pushed her body back.

My head slipped in and she pushed hard against me and my shaft was enveloped into her tiny butt. She was so tight and I was enjoying the moment.

“O Fuck that tight ass, you make me feel like such a slut.”

I thrust hard into her and she squealed and squirmed with delight. My own lust had gotten the best of me.

“This what you wanted tonight, to be someone’s slut? You can be my slut anytime.”

“Fuck yes.”

I could hear her breathing heavily. She was finger-fucking her snatch and I feltl her body getting rigid.

“Cum again for me. I wanna feel you cum with my dick in your ass.”

Kat let out a long loud growling moan and I could feel her whole body shaking. I pumped her harder out of my own excitement and the sound of her orgasm triggered something in me. I began to moan myself.

“Cum in my fucking ass”

That was all I needed to hear. My load filled her inside. She rocked back and forth in lust milking the last bit of cum I could release. She stood up and I placed my shirt on the couch so she could sit down. She licked and sucked my purple head. We collapsed against each other and just panted a few minutes.

“That was fucking awesome, I have never had a fuck like that,” I whispered out of exhaustion.

She snickered and said she hoped this wasn’t the last lime either. She pulled on her shorts and shirt. I could still see my juice on her tits as she pulled the tight shirt over them. She kissed me and headed for the door. Could this be the start of something fun?

A.S.Fucka


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Saturday, August 22, 2009

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Friday, August 21, 2009

Featured Celebrity: Lily Allen












Dr.OOl's Examination: Pint sized alco-pop princess Lily Allen, who makes Shane MacGowan sound like Mariah Carey, is suffering from exhaustion due to her huge work schedule and hatred for men. Unfortunately for Lily, lost love child of the Sheriff of Nottingham and Woody Allen, this means she hasnt been able to develop the curvy body that we all crave from her. Her binge-drinking efforts have also been lacking in recent months meaning that she just hasnt had enough calories to plump her tiny frame out.


Dr.OOl Prescribes: I'm afraid looking at Lily's stocking clad skinny legs and small frame, there's nothing better to get her gaining pounds than the Doctors amazing new weight gaining product 'Special K' (pictured below). Developed in association with Englands finest chefs and eataries, these fat packed mini-snacks can supplement any Dr.OOl speciality health plan. Suggest Lily takes one every 4 hours, 2 before bed.




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Thursday, August 20, 2009

Dr.OOl's Masturbatabase: From The Doctor's Archives "Kandi"






































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Horrific: Shreks and the City

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