Sunday, May 31, 2009

Nurse Myleene Ardon's Sexy Sunday Story: Paula's Addiction




Nurse My Ardon,

I think Im turning into a nymphomaniac. Not only can I not stop fucking and sucking, I cant stop telling people about it either !

Now, as you can see, I am also emailing a sleazy blog to let the world know about my exploits. Whats wrong with me ?

Only a month ago I had a regular boyfriend and was very happy, and contented. Then he chucked me for a scrubber from the local pub, and I was really upset. And to try and make him jealous, I started to seduce as many males as possible.

I started with his mates. A few nights after the split, in ‘The George’, while he was there with his new girlfriend, I ostentatiously went into the Gents toilet with not one, not two, but three of his pals (one at a time, mind you).

I sucked the first two cocks off, licking their cocks and gulping their goo like a real dog. I also let the first one finger me and then fuck me as I sat on the cistern, with my legs wrapped around his waist as he stood astride the grubby pedestal. What a slag !

I didnt even fancy him particularly, although he did turn out to have a nice big dick and quite an energetic style. I didnt come though – he shot his second load within about three minutes, and he never even said a word of thanks to me afterwards, just kissed my cheek and left.

That didnt do the trick for my ‘ex’ – Darren just glowered at me and left. So I went home very drunk and miserable that night. Then, the next night, there was a party after the pub closed, and word had obviously got around that I was up for grabs. Guys were propositioning me all evening – not nicely, like asking me for a dance. They were just coming up to me and and saying things like ‘Give us a blow job Paula. Go on, come in the garden and give us a blowy.’

And I did ! Half a dozen of them at least ! All of them just stood there with their cocks out, mostly at the bottom of the garden, while I got down on my knees in my little black pvc miniskirt and my see-through blouse and gobbled on them, one after another.

My mouth felt stretched and Im sure you could smell cum on my breath, but I felt shameless. In fact after each one, I was coming back in and telling people: ‘Guess what, I just sucked Gary (or whoever) off in the garden’, well aware that the guys girlfriend was there and would hear about it pretty soon.

Well, its easy to to gain a slutty reputation, and hard to lose one. But the real problem is that I love it ! That party was three weeks ago, and since then Ive just been sucking and getting fucked by every dick I meet – in loos, on buses, even getting fingered under pub tables by strangers. I even let one bloke Id just met fuck me up against a bus shelter with other people there waiting for a bus one night, and afterwards he just took off, leaving me to catch the bus with his spunk dribbling down my legs.

Only a couple of my closest friends still talk to me and I think they just feel sorry for me. The blokes all love me of course, at least until they’ve had their turn. But its hardly a satisfactory state of affairs, and I spend almost every night on my own, after the evenings fuck has zipped up and fucked off.

But Im addicted to sex now, especially once Ive had a couple of drinks, and every night I just get worse, and try and shock people with my sluttishness.

For crying out loud, where do I go from here ?

Paula D.

Nurse My Ardon says: Down to the local clinic at speed if you’re not even safe-sexing it Paula. Not sure I would agree we were a sleazy blog either ! I’ve spoken to Dr.OOl about your situation and he suggests you read his safe sex leaflet ‘Wrap it up, before you slap it up’ and then make an appointment with our surgery so that Dr.OOl can help satisfy your addiction.


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Saturday, May 30, 2009

Three skinny chicks back by popular demand













Dr.OOl's Examination: Said it all before in previous post.


Dr.OOl Prescribes: Its not that I want you to stop eating, so often, from the furry plate. But, please eat more at McDonalds !

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Friday, May 29, 2009

Ashley's 32HHs bottle it in the bath.







Dr.OOl's Examination: Ashley is a firm favourite of Dr.OOl and shows here why the Doctor just cant get enough of her lovely big bOObs and curvy body.


Dr.OOl Prescribes: Learn to use the bottle correctly, you know you'll enjoy it.

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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Young stunner with nice jugs.








Dr.OOl's Examination: Very attractive young hottie with lovely big bOObs. Those love bags would sure look good on my face !


Dr.OOl Prescribes: A fine start for this lady, if she follows Dr.OOl's advice and incorporates his '5 Fatty Foods Per Day' dietary regime, Im sure in time she'll look peachy.

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Samantha's 38Gs ! Butterfly love from a big bOObed babe.












Dr.OOl's Examination: The arty butterfly bit isnt really my thing, but hey, "we're all different". Samantha sure has got some nice bOObs on her though, supported by some all over heavenly curves.


Dr.OOl Prescribes: Quit the arty side of the photoshoots and lets see you the way nature intended.

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Babe in blue has huge bOObs






Dr.OOl's Examination: Pretty young thing with nice big jugs wrestling to pop out of that dress.


Dr.OOl Prescribes: Really needs to develop some chunkiness elsewhere on her body, bingo wings etc.. Suggest Dr.OOl's quick fire diet guide 'Lard Is For Life', expect results in 4 weeks. And book yourself into the surgery with Nurse A. Goodwood. She'll be happy to guide you to the doctors private examination room.

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Monday, May 25, 2009

Party fun on Donut Island




Dr.OOl's Examination: Looks like the party is in full swing for these two lovely hotties.


Dr.OOl Prescribes: In a loving relationship based primarily on sex, couples should always be fair about 'who goes on top'. So dont be greedy !

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Sunday, May 24, 2009

Nurse Myleene Ardon's Sexy Sunday Story: Cathy wanted to be dominated




Nurse My Ardon,

Lately Ive taken to hanging around outside schools. But dont worry, its not the little girls or boys Im after. Its the lady teachers !

Ive never known such a horny bunch of young women in my life ! The first one I met was called Cathy. I got talking to her in the pub one night a few months back and she was so keen to come back to my place afterwards, I didnt even get to finish my pint !

As soon as we were in my gaff, there was no bullshit about a drink or romantic music – we were straight on the bed and getting each others kit off. Cathy had a slim body, young, quite girlish but with great tits just bursting to get out of her bra.

She was fair haired all over, but almost hairless around her pussy in fact, which was really pouting, if you know what I mean. So her clit was blissfully easy to find, and I soon had her writhing on the end of a thumb and forefinger before I introduced my tongue.

Confident that she was now completely at my disposal, I casually requested, as her first orgasm subsided, that she go down on my cock. I have never had a girl go down on me so quickly. But, what really shocked me was what she said ‘Oh yes Sir !’

Sir ? It dawned on me that she was fed up wielding authority all day at school, and liked to play a little role reversal. In short, Cathy wanted to be dominated.

So, I started to put a little authority into the tone of my voice. ‘Thats it – suck on my cock. Suck on it properly, and dont stop until it comes into your mouth, and youve swallowed all my spunk !’ I instructed her sternly, and she just nodded her head, anxious not to stop gobbling my cock in order to speak.

‘Come on’, I continued. ‘Suck harder ! And use your tongue more. And hold my balls properly. Caress them. Run your nails under them. Feel their weight. You do want their spunk in your mouth dont you ?’

Again she nodded her head which had a not unpleasant effect with the end of my cock rubbing against the back of her throat. I soon jettisoned my load into her mouth, feeling it splash against her tonsils, feeling her gag a little before swallowing it all down, and looking up at me uncertainly.

‘You stupid cow ! You made me come to soon with your nodding,’ I snarled, really getting into my role now. ‘What am I going to do with you ?’

She looked down, her beautiful long eye lashes batting, and bit her lower lip.

‘Do you want to smack my bottom ?’ she whispered.

Immediately I felt a jerk in my previously dwindling organ, mere seconds after I had shot into her mouth.

‘Im afraid I shall have to,’ I said sternly sitting on the edge of the bed and indicating my lap. ‘Lie across here and lie still !’

Cathy was squirming against my knee, trying to rub her clit against me, but when I told her to be still, she was, though obviously with great effort.

‘Quiet !’ I snapped, and brought my spread fingered hand down once or twice onto her fleshy buttock, which was soon colouring to a deep red.

Now I reached under her crack, and pressed a fingertip against her throbbing clit. Predictably, she cried out with pleasure.

‘Quiet !’ I barked, and again I smacked her on her left buttock this time, with my fingers clawing her slightly as I pulled away afterwards.

‘I can see that the only way to really teach you a lesson will be to give you a damn good fucking,’ I finally announced.

‘Oh yes, please sir,’ she begged me hoarsely, her body jerking everytime I caressed her clit.

I lifted her off me, positioning her in the doggie position on the bed. Then I plunged into her, leaning forward and reaching for her dangling boobs while she positively screamed with pleasure. And as I fucked the teacher, I continued to issue instructions, criticisms, humiliations.

Cathys only response was to plead guilty to everything, to thank me and to beg for more punishment.

Cathy came against my fingers as I toyed with her clit, while I was still fucking her roughly from behind. And I pulled out just in time to spray my gunk all over her still glowing arse.

The next morning she told me that alot of teachers are into power games in bed. So I decided to experiment with pretty young educationalists. And boy, Cathy was right ! The first thing I did was hang around schools, so that I knew teachers by sight. Then Id watch to see which pubs they went to. Then Id find some spurious excuse to get chatting to them, drop a couple of cryptic spanking references into the conversation and wait !

I am very rarely disappointed, I can tell you, even if they are not up to Cathys standards, who I still see regularly.

Back to school guys !

Craig N.


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Saturday, May 23, 2009

Stunning big bOObed blonde 'out-bOObs' her friends easily









Dr.OOl's Examination: Stunning is absolutely the correct way to describe this hot thing. She really has it all going on everywhere and looks fantastic in all the photos. A superb example of all we love so much.


Dr.OOl Prescribes: A probing by Dr.OOl.

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Friday, May 22, 2009

Big bOObed babe pretty in tight pink top








Dr.OOl's Examination: Mmmm ! Wow, no real need to point at those lovely big bOObs, but a shame we cant see a little more of them. A fun loving girl with a great attitude and Dr.OOl would sincerely like to see more of her frolicing with her friends.


Dr.OOl Prescribes: Guinness ... lots of Guinness

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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Nice, nicer, nicest




Dr.OOl's Examination: Nice shot of 3 ladies together so that we can compare their assets.


Dr.OOl Prescribes: No hope for 2 of these 3 young ladies, but the babe with the big bOObs certainly has potential. Suggest she checks in with Nurse Mylene Ardon for a complete examination.

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Kates big bOObs and hot body in sexy lingerie















Dr.OOl's Examination: Kate is superbly lovely in all areas of that hot body. Big bOObs, chunky arms and rolly tummy mean this lady is going to satisfy her lucky lover every time.


Dr.OOl Prescribes: Nothing to prescribe for Kate. 'Big birds have more fun', and we can see why.

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