A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating, she will prefer a man with rugged masculine features. And when she is menstruating she prefers a man doused in fucking petrol, set on fire, with scissors stuck in his fucking eyes and a cricket stump rammed up his bastard arse !
Alcohol doesnt make you FAT ... it makes you LEAN ... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people !
2 cowboys talking about sex. 1 cowboy sayes 'I like the rodeo position !' 'I havent heard of that ... ' sayes the other cowboy, 'what is it ?' 'Well get your girlfriend down on all fours and mount her from behind. Then reach round and cup both of her breasts and whisper 'these feel just like your sisters' and try and hold on for 8 seconds !'
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