Sunday, May 31, 2009

Nurse Myleene Ardon's Sexy Sunday Story: Paula's Addiction




Nurse My Ardon,

I think Im turning into a nymphomaniac. Not only can I not stop fucking and sucking, I cant stop telling people about it either !

Now, as you can see, I am also emailing a sleazy blog to let the world know about my exploits. Whats wrong with me ?

Only a month ago I had a regular boyfriend and was very happy, and contented. Then he chucked me for a scrubber from the local pub, and I was really upset. And to try and make him jealous, I started to seduce as many males as possible.

I started with his mates. A few nights after the split, in ‘The George’, while he was there with his new girlfriend, I ostentatiously went into the Gents toilet with not one, not two, but three of his pals (one at a time, mind you).

I sucked the first two cocks off, licking their cocks and gulping their goo like a real dog. I also let the first one finger me and then fuck me as I sat on the cistern, with my legs wrapped around his waist as he stood astride the grubby pedestal. What a slag !

I didnt even fancy him particularly, although he did turn out to have a nice big dick and quite an energetic style. I didnt come though – he shot his second load within about three minutes, and he never even said a word of thanks to me afterwards, just kissed my cheek and left.

That didnt do the trick for my ‘ex’ – Darren just glowered at me and left. So I went home very drunk and miserable that night. Then, the next night, there was a party after the pub closed, and word had obviously got around that I was up for grabs. Guys were propositioning me all evening – not nicely, like asking me for a dance. They were just coming up to me and and saying things like ‘Give us a blow job Paula. Go on, come in the garden and give us a blowy.’

And I did ! Half a dozen of them at least ! All of them just stood there with their cocks out, mostly at the bottom of the garden, while I got down on my knees in my little black pvc miniskirt and my see-through blouse and gobbled on them, one after another.

My mouth felt stretched and Im sure you could smell cum on my breath, but I felt shameless. In fact after each one, I was coming back in and telling people: ‘Guess what, I just sucked Gary (or whoever) off in the garden’, well aware that the guys girlfriend was there and would hear about it pretty soon.

Well, its easy to to gain a slutty reputation, and hard to lose one. But the real problem is that I love it ! That party was three weeks ago, and since then Ive just been sucking and getting fucked by every dick I meet – in loos, on buses, even getting fingered under pub tables by strangers. I even let one bloke Id just met fuck me up against a bus shelter with other people there waiting for a bus one night, and afterwards he just took off, leaving me to catch the bus with his spunk dribbling down my legs.

Only a couple of my closest friends still talk to me and I think they just feel sorry for me. The blokes all love me of course, at least until they’ve had their turn. But its hardly a satisfactory state of affairs, and I spend almost every night on my own, after the evenings fuck has zipped up and fucked off.

But Im addicted to sex now, especially once Ive had a couple of drinks, and every night I just get worse, and try and shock people with my sluttishness.

For crying out loud, where do I go from here ?

Paula D.

Nurse My Ardon says: Down to the local clinic at speed if you’re not even safe-sexing it Paula. Not sure I would agree we were a sleazy blog either ! I’ve spoken to Dr.OOl about your situation and he suggests you read his safe sex leaflet ‘Wrap it up, before you slap it up’ and then make an appointment with our surgery so that Dr.OOl can help satisfy your addiction.


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